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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of ... and stuff, Do, IV: Revenge of the Vengeance, Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3-D, The Digital Appetizer, Sandwich, The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride, and We Couldn't Think of a Title. , and , . Purchasable with gift card Buy Digital Discography $40.74 USD or more (20% OFF) Send as Gift Share / Embed 1. Premature Intoxication 00:43 info buy track 2. Welcome to the Show 02:04 lyrics buy track What's up bitches?We are PSYCHOSTICK.I like to yell things into the microphoneAnd say bad words - monkeyfucker!You know where you're at right now?Take a wild guess.You're at a concertYou're at show.This is a concert.This is a show.Live shows are heavyConcerts are heavyStart up a moshpitMosh pits are badassStart up a moshpitGo fuck some shit upMakes some fucking noise!Let me see those hornsShow me your middle fingersNow get your keys in the airNow Fucking jingle those keys.Put your keys away.And Give your neighbor hug.You're at a concert!Concerts are badass!You're at a live show!Live shows are bad, Fuckin', ASS! 3. Sadface :( 03:27 lyrics buy track I read the other day that Bob was sad because his girlfriend was talking to her ex when she found that he had sex with his ex wife that ruined his life by making post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss now he's single, and unemployed and he said his life is completely destroyed AND I DON'T GIVE A SHITSally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizzawhich she eats every time she feels alone and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.Then Sam replied that he's there for her and she can come over to dry her tearsI know that he's plotting to get her drunk and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!Hey you, what do you read? Something negative or something bleak?Your digital confessions of depression are an obsessionThe lack of your discretion leads to my increased aggressionYou make me wanna punch you right in the face... book.Sadface emoticonI'm formatting my social life and you don't belong.YOU'RE GONENo more attention for the shit that don't matterI'm apathetic towards your blubbering blatherJohn just made a post proclaiming he's hasn't eaten since noon todayA burger and fries sound really good and I DON'T GIVE A SHITAnd Jack replied like "Dude, next time won't you ASK if you want me to get you something"Then Lisa said you shouldn't eat meat AND I THINK I'M GONNAHIDE YOUR POST, HIDE YOUR BLOGI don't give a shit, shut up.All that I ever wantedWas to reach out to my friendsInstead I'm drowning in sea ofBitching, whining, moaning andComplaining about the weather BLOCKFighting with your lover BLOCKGriping about the government BLOCKPreaching about the environment BLOCKI hate my parents... BLOCKI lost my wallet... BLOCKI'm totally bored... BLOCKI feel so... BLOCKI... BLOCKBut... BLOCKPlease... BLOCKAwwww, did I hurt your feelings? Oh well, I guess I'll never know.I've put up with the dramathon for way too long. YOU'RE GONEI'll do with away with all the Jerry SpringerBy clicking delete using my middle finger 4. Because Boobs 03:42 lyrics buy track Boobs should always be in my faceSo bring them over to my placeGuys know what it's all aboutVictoria, your Secret's outAll bras do is get in the waySo let yo puppies out to playSquish them boobs all up on meHell yeah.Happy and bouncy and jiggly wigglyRounded mounds just leave me all gigglyA couple of supple and simple delights canBring out a smile in every straight manNow I want you to reveal what you've concealedLose the bra, so that I can cop a feel. (MAMMARY GLANDS IN DEMAND!)Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains up highThey're so wonderful they make me want to cryI wanna grab 'emI wanna shake 'emI wanna NOM NOMBECAUSE BOOBSI wanna squeeze 'emI wanna slap emI wanna punch 'emBECAUSE BOOBS.Boobs go bouncy when you danceWorthy of a second glanceShimmy them ladies to and froMy happiness begins to show/growIf I had a room full of boobsThat would be my favorite roomIf you think your boobs just get in the wayYou are wrong. Boobs are great.Men with boobs I do not likePut on a shirt and take a hikeChicks with boobs are really coolEspecially when they're in a poolABC's are all okayAs long as they never go awayConsensual sex is alright with meI really like your boobs.Now I want you to reveal what you've concealedLose the bra, so that I can cop a feel. (MAMMARY GLANDS IN DEMAND!)Thy boobs be done 'cuz they're funbags of funA golden bosom shining brightly like the sunNow we all know where this song's about to goStart your engines, cuz it's time to motorboatDon't be a jerk, don't you dare put them awayIf you did, then I wouldn't see your boobsThere's your boobsThere they are!Boobs. 5. Intervention for a Good Mood 02:45 buy track 6. Hate Times Eight 03:32 lyrics buy track *various pointless hateful insults*Don't you hate when you walk down the street and you see somebody that you hate?Don't you hate when you wake and you're late and you think of something that you hateDon't you hate when your mom's gonna bake you a cake and the frosting is grape?Don't you hate when you're out on a date at the lake and she wants to procreate?Embrace your hateHate tastes greatHate your hateLove to hateHate times eightHATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATEDon't you hate when you can't concentrate while you skate and you can't figure eight?Don't you hate when you buy real estate with a loan with a high interest rate?Don't you hate Alexander the Great in a cape as conquers Kuwait?Don't you hate when you mate's overweight and you're waiting for a chance to masturbate?Embrace HateHate tastes greatTraslate HateHaas ist groB (YA)Hate long napsHate ice capsHate romanceHate wearin' pantsHate cholesterolHate the name PaulHate no foodHate youtubeDon't you hate sunny days when the weather is great and there's nothing to hate.Don't you hate when you paid for a crate full of bait and you dislike fishing?Great dislike.Hate your bike.Hate flying kites.Hate snake bites.Hate flying snakesHate is great.AppreciateAll my hate.Hate times eighteen!HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE 7. It's Just a Movie, STUPID 03:36 lyrics buy track She was all alone in this imperfect worldAnd was very, very lonelyNobody really understood just how she feltTill one day she slipped on a banana peelThen there he was, he picked her upAnd asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"He was tall and dark, and strong and kind,And sensitive with washboard abs, and it wasBULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle agesNo one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stagesPull your head out of your ass, and go hit the stairmasterLearn to paint, or take some yoga, 'cuz yourLife is not a complete disaster.He's been friends with her since they were fiveBut she's in love with some other guyHe tried to get her to feel the same way about himBut she hasn't come around yetHer boyfriend then cheated on her withA cheerleader and seventeen strippersHer best friend said she's too good for him.What she needs is probably right in front of herShe began to think 'bout the guy who was always there for herAnd realized they were meant for each otherShe looked for him, but his car broke downSo he's all alone walking in the rainShe runs after him, as she called his name, and it wasBULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.Five bucks says that she totally wouldn't taken back the guy that cheated on herThe notion of him ever getting out of the friend-zone is absurdPull your head out of your ass, get a life or somethingMake some friends, and chase your dreams, 'cuz youWon't get chicks with your low self esteem.She walked into a party looking beautifulHe couldn't look awayThere eyes met, and it was love at firstBULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more.You've gotta go around and date a bunch of duds before you finally scorePull your head out of your assThere's no perfect soulmateLet it go, 'cuz movies are just aPlace to go on an average date.Pull your head out of your assEmbrace the disappointmentPull your head out of your ass'Cuz that movie romance is all bullshit. 8. Political Bum 03:44 lyrics buy track I was taking a walk during my lunch break, and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans. He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:Keep it down, the FBI is watching meThey bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemesThey're going door to door and taking everybody's jobsThe CIA gave me LSDPolitical bum, Political bumHe's got his opinions and a bottle of rum.He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streetsStriking up debates with everyone that he meets.Political bumI tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food." My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric.I lost my balls to a bomb in KoreatnamThey have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle SamMountain Dew is a fundamental human rightYou sank my partisanshipThe sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up. Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are.Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain wavesThe DMV is run by alien sex slaves911 was an upside jobSomebody kill the fucking whalesRepublican or Democrat, you can't really tellBut your eyes start to water when you notice the smellYou won't never get me back on a planeI caught herpes from the TSAJFK shot Abraham LincolnSomebody give me some changeI see him on the corner almost everydayI think he takes his showers at the YMCA 9. That Guy 01:20 buy track 10. Six Pounds of Terror 01:30 lyrics buy track GRRR! 11. Methane Crescendo 02:51 lyrics buy track Alright, who did? Who did it? ADMIT IT.Admit to your transgression a guilty conscience needs confession.Don't dare deny it. Don't hide it. Don't fight it.Denied abominations will lead to investigations.You gotta take responsibility for your flatulence, for your gas.You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing, for all the products of your ass...Oh, God!It's the wraith of the burrito!Roll down the window!A methane crescendo!Alright, that does it. That does it. WHO WAS IT?We'll find the guilty party who's been doing all the fartingSomebody's lying! You're lying. He's lying!We'll beat the truth out of you for the suffering we've gone through.It's the wraith of a taco!Roll down the window!Or maybe the nachosThe gas is building up. It's reaching lethal doses.We all will soon be found, dead holding our noses.OH GOD! It's smells like death in here!The time for truth is near becauseHe that smelt it dealt it.He that sniffs it gives it.He who denied it supplied itWhat do you mean? It wasn't me. IT WASN'T!Oh, maybe it was.HA HA HA HA SMELL MY STENCH YOU FUCKERS. 12. My Clingy Girlfriend 05:00 lyrics buy track I met her one day at the grocery storeShe had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smoresI said to her smores are sweet but I'm sweeterShe laughed and said "Sure you are, make me a believer"Oh smores.I met her later for a cup of coffeeSomething strange about the way she looked at meI took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her"Don't ever leave me" she said in a creepy whisper.Oh shit.My new clingy girlfriend... loves to text me all nightMy clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds ofWomen, my friends, my dog my XboxAll of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend.A year goes by, and she moves in with meMy man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sinkI had a drum set I played but she pawned itAt her friends wedding, she reached for the bouquet and she caught itAWKWARD.She spends her time looking at wedding dressesRings and cakes and flowers YEAH, she's kindof obsessedI think it's time to consider other optionsCuz I suspect that she's poking holes in the condoms.Need proof.I made her a cupcake to soften the blow whenI told her "I'm not ready for this level of commitment"She grabbed for a fork then stabbed me in the arm andbegan to pull my hair out while expressing her resentmentAnd then she told me she would murder my whole family, my coworkers and the girl who took my order that day at Wendy's then she set the house on fire, and ran screaming right outside and I felt guilty as the flames reflected off her teary eyes.So I took her back and now she won't let me have my car or my dog or my beer or my porn, my bathroom, my guitar, my pool table, my camera. my iPhone, my website, my Macbook Pro or my iPad my vitamins or my coffee maker the internet or my waffle iron my tools my washer dryer combo riding lawnmower my fuel filter or my PS3, or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life. 13. The Root of All Evil 03:56 lyrics buy track Dentist, going to the dentist and it's gonna SUCK.Sitting in the waiting roomWaiting for my turn to sit on the throne of pain.While filling out various legal documentsAll starting to look the same.My insurance information and my medical historyI don't know if they want me to"Excuse me, did you have any questions about the form?"YES. As a matter of fact I do.Do I feel out this part here too?"No, don't worry about that, we fill that part out. If you're ready the doctor will see you now.""Hello, I'm Dr. Taylor. How are you today?"FINE."That's great! What we're gonna do is take a few x-rays then we'll see what we need to take care of, okay?"Sit back regret how it all has come to thisI know that I should have been brushingAll that plaque was having a partyI've been dreading this exact momentOpen wide, the fun begins now she'sPutting a buncha shit in my mouthNow I'm feelingPain, suck, sucking pain, that sucks.Poking and prodding and pressing and probing andpulling all feels utterly violatingSuck, pain. Painful suck. That hurts.Drilling and filling and digging and yanking andScraping is something I think is unnervingSmooth jazz adds to my misery, easy listening while they are raping my poor teethI lost a fight to tooth decay, tooth extraction Feels like they're digging out my brainsThis is not the oral care I prefer!I've got a bunch of cavities to fill before another tooth falls outLie helpless and let them dig out the nerveI need another shot of Novocain to numb it while my teeth get plowed 14. Numbers 04:14 lyrics buy track One, two, five, four, me count so poor. (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)One, I can count to one.Two, I can count to two.Three, I can count to three.Four, I can't count no more.One, what comes after one?Two. What comes after two?Three. What comes after three?FOUR.I can only count to four.One, two, nine, ten.Lost count again. (gonna, count, gonna count, gonna count now).The numbers have all beaten you.You never made it through middle school.Your edu-ma-cation failed your mind.Now the numbers have left your brain behind.You can only count to four.We can only count to four.Math and numbersLots of numbers 15. Duh, of Course We Did Outtakes! 08:38 buy track credits released August 16, 2011 license all rights reserved tags Tags metal comedy metal funny humor metal humorcore Chicago Shopping cart total USD Check out about Psychostick Chicago, Illinois

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